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| DATE | 2015-03-22 |
| FROM | Ruben Safir
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| SUBJECT | Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] in the hands of god, we are all...
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On 03/22/2015 04:22 AM, Rick Moen wrote:
> FWIW, every time it goes off because I'm doing something normal with the
> stove, I reach up to the smoke detector and bring it down to waist
> level, placing it on a bookcase to make it shut up. After I'm done
> cooking, I replace it to its normal spot near the dining room ceiling.
>
> If hypothetically it were necessary to yank a smoke detector battery to
> shut up a false alarm from cooking, I'd make a particular point of
> putting it back when I'm done cooking.
I can't even reach my ceiling and my smoke detector sounds like a fleet
of fishing vessels. You can here it 8 floors high and it ALWAYS goes
off when i cook.... every time.
Want to make a list of things that would make a usable smoke detector?
A) a 1 hour kill switch attached to a string
B) a multi-varient sensor, like smoke and heat and photo-electric sensor
C) a FUCKING TIMER... most deadly fires are at night when you are sleeping
D) a wireless connection and GPS to call the fire department
E) An auto-turnoff after 10 minutes
F) an adjustable sensor because the kitchen aint the fucking bedroom.
a rubber saucer so when you get pissed at it and throw it like a frizby
across the the living room, it might bounce and still work...
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