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DATE | 2013-12-04 |
FROM | Elfen Magix
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SUBJECT | Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres
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3, 5 and 7 were the best!=0A=0A=0A=0A________________________________=0A Fr= om: einker =0ATo: Hangout =0ASent: W= ednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM=0ASubject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-ente= ndres=0A =0A=0A=0A12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever a= ired on British TV and radio:=A0 =0A1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentato= r - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'=A0=A0 =0A2. N= ew Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson= comes inside of him.'=A0=A0 =0A3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - '= And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and i= t was amazing!'=A0=A0 =0A4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat r= ace 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is ki= ssing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'=A0=A0 =0A5. US PGA Commentator - 'One o= f the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before eac= h tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! Wha= t have I just said??'=A0=A0 =0A6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the M= iddle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it= .'=A0=A0 =0A7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to h= ave snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where'= s that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to l= eave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so har= d!=A0=A0 =0A8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much = better today after a 69 yesterday.'=A0=A0 =0A9. Clair Frisby talking about= a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sau= sage inside you on a cold night like this. '=A0=A0 =0A10 Mike Hallett disc= ussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Stev= e Davis's misses every chance he gets.'=A0=A0 =0A11. Michael Buerk on watch= ing Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BB= C1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubb= ing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'=A0=A0 =0A12. Ken Brown c= ommentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up s= hots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other week= s he prefers to do it by himself.'=A0 =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 =0A=0A-- =0ARegards,= =0A=0AEvan M. Inker --1735753853-772489006-1386180832=:89081 Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
lveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;fo= nt-size:12pt">3, 5 and 7 were the best!
ont-family: HelveticaNeue,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans= -serif; font-size: 12pt;"> ca Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> ir=3D"ltr"> e=3D"font-weight: bold;">From: einker <eminker-at-gmail.com><= br> To: Hangout <hangou= t-at-nylxs.com> Sent:= Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM d;">Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres v> "ltr"> color=3D"black" face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, serif">=3D"#ff0000">12 of the =0A finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever ai= red on British TV and =0A radio: =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A = =0A=0A=0A=0A1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really = a lovely horse. =0A I once rode her mother.' =0A=0A=0A= =0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrten= s loves it when Daryl =0A Gibson comes inside of him.' = =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -= 'And this =0A is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning= and it was =0A amazing!' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A<= div>4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race =0A 1977 - 'Ah, i= sn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing =0A the Cox= of the Oxford crew.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 5= . US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is =0A pl= aying so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls = =0A and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??' iv>=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in= the Middle Ages on 'Time Team =0A Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you co= uld get it.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 7. A femal= e news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed =0A and di= dn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight =0A = inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, = but =0A half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! &n= bsp; =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 8. Steve Ryder covering the US= Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better =0A today after a 69 yesterday.'&n= bsp; =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 9. Clair Frisby talking = about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: =0A 'There's nothing like a bi= g hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. =0A ' v>=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snook= er shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen =0A Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misse= s every chance he gets.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A v>11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male =0A = astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They se= em =0A cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in hi= s =0A shorts.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 12. Ken= Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny =0A Sunneson= lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use =0A F= anny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.' =0A &= nbsp; =0A -- Regards, <= br> Evan M. Inker=0A dy> --1735753853-772489006-1386180832=:89081-- --1735753853-772489006-1386180832=:89081 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable 3, 5 and 7 were the best!=0A=0A=0A=0A________________________________=0A Fr= om: einker =0ATo: Hangout =0ASent: W= ednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM=0ASubject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-ente= ndres=0A =0A=0A=0A12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever a= ired on British TV and radio:=A0 =0A1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentato= r - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'=A0=A0 =0A2. N= ew Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson= comes inside of him.'=A0=A0 =0A3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - '= And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and i= t was amazing!'=A0=A0 =0A4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat r= ace 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is ki= ssing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'=A0=A0 =0A5. US PGA Commentator - 'One o= f the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before eac= h tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! Wha= t have I just said??'=A0=A0 =0A6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the M= iddle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it= .'=A0=A0 =0A7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to h= ave snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where'= s that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to l= eave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so har= d!=A0=A0 =0A8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much = better today after a 69 yesterday.'=A0=A0 =0A9. Clair Frisby talking about= a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sau= sage inside you on a cold night like this. '=A0=A0 =0A10 Mike Hallett disc= ussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Stev= e Davis's misses every chance he gets.'=A0=A0 =0A11. Michael Buerk on watch= ing Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BB= C1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubb= ing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'=A0=A0 =0A12. Ken Brown c= ommentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up s= hots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other week= s he prefers to do it by himself.'=A0 =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 =0A=0A-- =0ARegards,= =0A=0AEvan M. Inker --1735753853-772489006-1386180832=:89081 Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
lveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;fo= nt-size:12pt">3, 5 and 7 were the best!
ont-family: HelveticaNeue,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans= -serif; font-size: 12pt;"> ca Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> ir=3D"ltr"> e=3D"font-weight: bold;">From: einker <eminker-at-gmail.com><= br> To: Hangout <hangou= t-at-nylxs.com> Sent:= Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM d;">Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres v> "ltr"> color=3D"black" face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, serif">=3D"#ff0000">12 of the =0A finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever ai= red on British TV and =0A radio: =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A = =0A=0A=0A=0A1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really = a lovely horse. =0A I once rode her mother.' =0A=0A=0A= =0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrten= s loves it when Daryl =0A Gibson comes inside of him.' = =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -= 'And this =0A is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning= and it was =0A amazing!' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A<= div>4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race =0A 1977 - 'Ah, i= sn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing =0A the Cox= of the Oxford crew.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 5= . US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is =0A pl= aying so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls = =0A and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??' iv>=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in= the Middle Ages on 'Time Team =0A Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you co= uld get it.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 7. A femal= e news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed =0A and di= dn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight =0A = inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, = but =0A half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! &n= bsp; =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 8. Steve Ryder covering the US= Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better =0A today after a 69 yesterday.'&n= bsp; =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 9. Clair Frisby talking = about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: =0A 'There's nothing like a bi= g hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. =0A ' v>=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snook= er shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen =0A Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misse= s every chance he gets.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A v>11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male =0A = astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They se= em =0A cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in hi= s =0A shorts.' =0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A 12. Ken= Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny =0A Sunneson= lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use =0A F= anny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.' =0A &= nbsp; =0A -- Regards, <= br> Evan M. Inker=0A dy> --1735753853-772489006-1386180832=:89081-- |
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