f">12 of the=20
finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and=20
radio:=A0
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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely=
horse.=20
I once rode her mother.'=A0=A0
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2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when =
Daryl=20
Gibson comes inside of him.'=A0=A0
=20
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this=20
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was=20
amazing!'=A0=A0
=20
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race=20
1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President =
is kissing=20
the Cox of the Oxford crew.'=A0=A0
=20
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) =
is=20
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his bal=
ls=20
and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'=A0=A0
=20
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Te=
am=20
Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'=A0=A0=
=20
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have sno=
wed=20
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where=
9;s that eight=20
inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the=
set, but=20
half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!=A0=A0
=20
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much bet=
ter=20
today after a 69 yesterday.'=A0=A0
=20
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' =
said:=20
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold nigh=
t like this.=20
'=A0=A0
=20
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports'=
;: 'Stephen=20
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'=A0=A0=
=20
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male=
=20
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: =
9;They seem=20
cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in =
his=20
shorts.'=A0=A0
=20
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny=
=20
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes=
to use=20
Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'=A0=20
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Evan M. Inker
