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DATE | 2013-03-29 |
FROM | Ruben Safir
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SUBJECT | Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Stan Lee is not quite dead yet
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So Stan Lee has taken over North Korea this week!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21972936
HEADLINE: NORTH KOREA North Korea 'readies rocket force' after US stealth flights
[QUOTE] State news agency KCNA said leader Kim Jong-un signed off on the order at a late-night meeting of top generals.
The time had come to "settle accounts" with the US, KCNA quoted him as saying, with the B-2 flights an "ultimatum".
Pyongyang has been angered by fresh UN sanctions and annual US-South Korea military drills.
Kim Jong-un "finally signed the plan on technical preparations of strategic rockets of the KPA, ordering them to be stand-by for fire so that they may strike any time", the KCNA report said. [/QUOTE]
and IMAGINE THIS:
[QUOTE] Thousands of North Koreans later took part in a march in Pyongyang in support of Kim Jong-un's announcement, the Associated Press news agency reported. [/QUOTE]
The US response ....
Mr Kim Jong-un keeps staying up all night with his generals playing with little toy rockets, and making rocket noises ..... Frooom FROOOM
BOOOM BOOOM
We recommend warm wool booties and a Hot Milk tottie to calm his nerves.
Everyone at the US Army's Officers Club must have spilled their beers when they read this latest bulitien out of North Korea.
Yah know, the N. Korean Army should just take that kid away now before he embasseses them any more.
Ruben
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