MESSAGE
| DATE | 2012-12-12 |
| FROM | Ruben
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| SUBJECT | Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] jail
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On 12/11/2012 09:52 AM, einker wrote:
> What the hell did you do now ....
Please get me out of here. Please have a public defender call
1-YOU-ARE-FCKED.
Tell the digital receptionist with the sickeningly chirpy voice "A want
to SPEAK to a STUPID HUMAN", "I NEED A STUPID HUMAN". Repeat that about
15 times, increasingly raising your voice. After it insults you by
saying you didn't chose any acceptable choices,nor can it understand
you, it will then politely disconnect you. Call again, this time
pressing 3,7,2,7,4,6,8,9,1 at the various prompts and then say Yes Yes,
No, Thank you.
Now if it understands your thick Brooklyn dialect..at this point, with a
little luck and patience, you can give it the following reference number
verbally
eight, two, four, nine, sixteen, seven, one, three, one, nine,
forty-four, XXX.
It will then switch you to the proper Jail Cell operator where you can
hear the pre-recorded message instructing you on how to proceed to meet
me in the court house, what identification you need to bring, and then
record your message so that they can conveniently get back to you.
Don't worry, by leaving a message you do not lose your place on line.
Thanks Guys.
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> On Tue, Dec 11, 2012 at 9:51 AM, Ruben Safir > > wrote:
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> I'm in jail again....
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> Free Dmitry
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> Regards,
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> Evan M. Inker
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