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DATE | 2009-02-15 |
FROM | Michael L Richardson
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SUBJECT | Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] virus security is finally getting notice
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I hate to be the one to ruin your day, but one day you will wake up and realize that this is not a bad dream.(We who keep hoping it is).
Ruben Safir wrote: >> http://blog.linuxtoday.com/blog/2009/02/i-give-up-peopl.html >> carla schroder agrees! >> -K >> > > > Oh that is just too good. It's incredable. This is possibly a full > throttle attack on the West's military because of CRAP software. > > People are going to die. > > Ruben > > > I Give Up. Windows Is Proof That People Are Too Stupid To Use Computers. > By Carla Schroder on February 12, 2009 10:18 PM | Permalink | Comments > (0) | TrackBacks (1) > And too stupid or dishonest to report Microsoft Windows as the defective > disaster that it is. If it were any other type of product it would have > banned from every country in the world long ago. The BBC reports the > latest Windows Conficker worm outbreak in typical "oh no big deal" > fashion, does not identify this as a Windows worm until several > paragraphs into the article, quotes industry security vendors as though > they were actually worth listening to and not useless weasels, and then > blames end users: > > "The worm is spreading through low security networks, memory sticks, > and PCs without current security updates... > ""Microsoft did a good job of updating people's home computers, but > the virus continues to infect business who have ignored the patch > update... > ""Of course, the real problem is that people haven't patched their > software," he added. > > Please excuse me while I go kick something. Of COURSE it's the users' > fault. They're still using this most expensive piece of defective > crapware in the entire solar system. But its incurable defects are not > their fault. (We need to give up the notion that such computer users can > be rescued by Linux-- we don't WANT them using Linux. "It is impossible > to make anything foolproof, because fools are ingenious".) > It's WINDOWS Malware, NOT Computer Malware > The US and British military are getting clobbered by WINDOWS malware. > Not computer malware- WINDOWS malware. Dear journalists, do please take > note of this. It is a fact. It is a fact that matters. I know you hate > facts and research, so here it is on a platter. You're welcome. Even > Wired, which should know better, delivered this piece of prime suckage: > > "The Defense Department's geeks are spooked by a rapidly spreading > worm crawling across their networks. So they've suspended the use of > so-called thumb drives, CDs, flash media cards, and all other removable > data storage devices from their nets, to try to keep the worm from > multiplying any further" > > Not once does this article say "Windows" or "Microsoft". We had great > fun with the Royal Navy putting Windows on submarines mere weeks ago. > But it's not funny anymore: > > "The Ministry of Defence confirmed today that it has suffered virus > infections which have shut down "a small number" of MoD systems, most > notably including admin networks aboard Royal Navy warships." > > Of course they downplay it, oh no worries, nothing important, run along > now. After all, the nuclear warheads are current with SP4, or something > equally idiotic. And once again nobody utters the forbidden word > "Windows." > Fighter Planes Grounded By Unimportant, Meaningless Infestation > This one is a real knee-slapper: > > "French fighter planes were unable to take off after military > computers were infected by a computer virus...The aircraft were unable > to download their flight plans after databases were infected by a > Microsoft virus they had already been warned about several months > beforehand." > > And once again the problem is minimized: "It affected exchanges of > information but no information was lost. It was a security problem we > had already simulated." At the least the reporter was bold enough to say > "Microsoft" and "Windows." But sadly, once again, the end users were > blamed. > Microsoft Saddles Up the Posse! > I saved the best story for last. I am NOT making this up! Microsoft > itself, the richest software company ever, famous for having a cash > hoard of tens of billions of dollars, famous for spending billions of > dollars developing Windows and yet still can't code its way out of a > soggy tissue, is offering a reward: > > Microsoft Rounds Up Posse to Nab Conficker > "In a worldwide effort to bring down what experts warn may be the > worst malware now facing the Internet, big names from the computer > industry, academia and law enforcement are teaming up to go after the > Conficker worm....Microsoft is coordinating an effort to cut the worm > off at its head -- offering a $250,000 reward for information resulting > in the arrest and conviction of those responsible for launching > Conficker on the Internet." > > You must read this article because it is straight out of Bizarro World > News. It goes on to describe this ace worldwide confederacy of pros > leaping into action to fight this worm: security vendors, Homeland > Security, ICANN, Verisign, and universities. Here's the punchline: > > "Conficker uses Windows' AutoRun feature -- the one that > automatically opens and plays CD-Roms or movie DVDs when these are > loaded into a computer. > > AutoRun "makes the user experience very nice, but disabling AutoRun > is a pain in the neck," Nazario said." > > A pain in the neck? Did I read that correctly? A PAIN IN THE NECK?? > > Wow. I can't decide if I want to yell cuss words, or sit down and weep. > I guess that makes Conficker "a bit of a bother." I guess if they > actually do track down and punish the author of Conficker, the > eleventeen-hundred thousand other Windows worms, Windows Trojan Horses, > Windows viruses, and other Windows malware will all vanish. > Nobody Blames Microsoft > How much of a rocket scientist does it take to figure out "Hey, if I > don't use this piece of crap operating system anymore, I won't have > these problems! Hey, it might even be worth suing the vendor for siccing > this incredible piece of dung on the world, costing tens of billions of > dollars of damage, and endangering public safety!" > > But no. After watching this exact same scenario play itself out hundreds > of times in the past 13 years, it is impossible to avoid these > conclusions: > > * The press are morons > * The military are morons > * The software security industry is one giant grub-like parasite > * with a vested interest in being ineffective > * Microsoft's customers are morons > * Most everyone is corrupt, and for dirt-cheap > > The one ray of hope is that maybe, just maybe, the thousands of Windows > worms will go to war with each other and kill every Windows machine on > earth. Though that would be a short-lived cure, because even after a > Windows holocaust the first thing the survivors are going to do is get > up, dust themselves off, and see if rebooting will bring their systems > back up. > > > > >> -- >> | .''`. == Debian GNU/Linux == | my web site: | >> | : :' : The Universal |mysite.verizon.net/kevin.mark/| >> | `. `' Operating System | go to counter.li.org and | >> | `- http://www.debian.org/ | be counted! #238656 | >> | my keyserver: subkeys.pgp.net | my NPO: cfsg.org | >> |join the new debian-community.org to help Debian! | >> |_______ Unless I ask to be CCd, assume I am subscribed _______| >> > >
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