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| DATE | 2005-12-02 |
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| SUBJECT | Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Fwd: Fw: (no subject)
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-----Original Message-----
From: Marion Sloan
Subj: Fwd: Fw: (no subject)
Date: Fri Dec 2, 2005 1:30 pm
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To: mlr52-at-mycouponmagic.com
cc: Elizabeth
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Date: Thu, 01 Dec 2005 17:31:09 -0800
From: "MUDVILLEWINGS MUDVILLEWINGS"
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Subject: Fw: (no subject)
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Oh shit!"
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