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| DATE | 2005-05-03 |
| FROM | From: "Michael L. Richardson"
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| SUBJECT | Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Fwd: idiots
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>> Subject: Fw: THEY WALK AMONG US>>
>> >>IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We
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>> >>recently had a
>> >>new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
>> >>request the
>> >>removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too
>> >>many deer
>> >>were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there
>> >>anymore.
>> >>
>> >>IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
>> >>ordered a
>> >>taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
>> >>lettuce." He said
>> >>he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
>> >>
>> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>> >>an
>> >>airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
>> >>without
>> >>your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
>> >>knowledge, how
>> >>would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,"That's why we ask."
>> >>
>> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe
>> >>to cross
>> >>the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
>> >>coworker of
>> >>mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
>> >>that it
>> >>signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
>> >>responded,"What on
>> >>earth are blind people doing driving?!"
>> >>
>> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
>> >>who was
>> >>leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
>> >>cheerfully,
>> >>this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken..
>> >>We all
>> >>just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>> >>
>> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
>> >>strip back
>> >>into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
>> >>computer
>> >>system would not turn on.
>> >>
>> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: When I arrived at a car dealership to pick up my
>> >>car, I was
>> >>told the keys had been locked in it. I went to the service
>> >>department and
>> >>found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
>> >>door. As I
>> >>watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
>> >>handle and
>> >>discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
>> >>technician, "it's
>> >>open" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
>> >>
>> >>They walk among us..............
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