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| DATE | 2005-05-03 |
| FROM | dspira@att.net (Dave_att)
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| SUBJECT | Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Fwd: idiots
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Excellent material! keep it comin.
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From: "Michael L. Richardson"
> >> Subject: Fw: THEY WALK AMONG US>>
> >> >>IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We
> >>
> >> >>recently had a
> >> >>new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> >> >>request the
> >> >>removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too
> >> >>many deer
> >> >>were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there
> >> >>anymore.
> >> >>
> >> >>IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> >> >>ordered a
> >> >>taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> >> >>lettuce." He said
> >> >>he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
> >> >>
> >> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
> >> >>an
> >> >>airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> >> >>without
> >> >>your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
> >> >>knowledge, how
> >> >>would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,"That's why we ask."
> >> >>
> >> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe
> >> >>to cross
> >> >>the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
> >> >>coworker of
> >> >>mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
> >> >>that it
> >> >>signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
> >> >>responded,"What on
> >> >>earth are blind people doing driving?!"
> >> >>
> >> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
> >> >>who was
> >> >>leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
> >> >>cheerfully,
> >> >>this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken..
> >> >>We all
> >> >>just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> >> >>
> >> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
> >> >>strip back
> >> >>into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
> >> >>computer
> >> >>system would not turn on.
> >> >>
> >> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: When I arrived at a car dealership to pick up my
> >> >>car, I was
> >> >>told the keys had been locked in it. I went to the service
> >> >>department and
> >> >>found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
> >> >>door. As I
> >> >>watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
> >> >>handle and
> >> >>discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
> >> >>technician, "it's
> >> >>open" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
> >> >>
> >> >>They walk among us..............
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
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