MESSAGE
| DATE | 2004-11-09 |
| FROM | Michael Richardson
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| SUBJECT | Subject: [hangout] FW: retirement 401-keg
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"In The Business World
An Executive Knows Something About Everything,
A Technician Knows Everything About Something,
And the Switchboard Operator Knows Everything."
No one person is smarter than their team!
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Doreen Gillums
> Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2004 8:55 AM
> To: Michael Richardson
> Subject: FW: retirement> how true.
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>
> INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
> be worth
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> $49.00!
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> With Enron,
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> you would have had
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> $16.50!
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> left of the original $1,000.00.
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> With WorldCom,
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> you would have had less than
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> $5.00 left.
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> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
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> worth of Beer one year ago,
> drank all the beer,
> then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
> you would have had
>
> $214.00.
>
> Based on the above,
> current investment advice is to
> drink heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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