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DATE | 2004-06-03 |
FROM | Mike Richardson - NYLXS PRESIDENT
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SUBJECT | Re: FW: [hangout] New Event for NYLXS Membership
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Can you make it Thursday? I talk to G-D on Tuesdays.
On Thu, 3 Jun 2004, Inker, Evan wrote:
> > Whatever happened to great ideas like the aforementioned one below? > > Regards, > > Evan > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ruben Safir [mailto:ruben-at-mrbrklyn.com] > Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 10:09 PM > To: hangout-at-nylxs.com > Subject: [hangout] New Event for NYLXS Membership > > > > Important PR announcement from the Membership Committee Priority - this > needs to go out 2 days ago! > > > NYLXS is introducing a new benifit for NYLXS members and the board. > > No, due to the hard work of our Memberhsip Committee, NYLXS has arrainged > for Cheap - GROUP THERAPY. > > That's right guys, NYLXS has secured a NYS board certified Free Software > Psycotherpist at the unbelievable price of $9.95 a session in the > convient location of the hot new Rubber Room (TM) district of Staten Island > NYC. > > This deal is for NYLXS Members Only!! > > No more are the days of stressing out on the hangout mailing list, leveling > false accusations at the beloved leader of your choice. > > Are you having issues with you ex-wife while sleeping with her best friend? > > No Problamo - The NYLXS Rubber Room is ready to help you. > > Do you have this nagging feeling that your sys admin is reading your mail > everytime you ask him why it is so slow - WE CAN FIX THAT TOO! > > And our Board Certified Free Software Therapist is an MD as well, so if your > already fighting the blues, we can adjust your meds for you for maximum > effectiveness! > > Do you still have issues with your absentee father? Or your feeling under > the weather about being unemployed since September 11, 2001...well we have a > cure > for you!! A weekly session at the NYLXS Staten Island Rubber Room (TM) is > just the right thing for you! > > Learn how to achive homiostasis with the world > Learn how to flame with the greatest of satisfaction > Learn how to get the most out of your volunteer hours > Learn to cope with conflicting agendas and priorities in the most > constructive > way possible! > > You can use the NYLXS Staten Island Rubber Room (TM) to bash your friends! > and humiliate them in public! Then feel cleansed and refreshed for the next > day. > > Sessions are ever Tuesday Night 6:30 sharp! > > Remember - This is what NYLXS is all about! > > NYLXS - We think things through! > > > Ruben > > > > > -- > __________________________ > Brooklyn Linux Solutions > __________________________ > DRM is THEFT - We are the STAKEHOLDERS http://fairuse.nylxs.com > > http://www.mrbrklyn.com - Consulting > http://www.inns.net <-- Happy Clients > http://www.nylxs.com - Leadership Development in Free Software > http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/resources - Unpublished Archive or stories and > articles from around the net http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/downtown.html - See > the New Downtown Brooklyn.... > > 1-718-382-0585 > > ____________________________ > NYLXS: New Yorker Free Software Users Scene > Fair Use - > because it's either fair use or useless.... > NYLXS is a trademark of NYLXS, Inc > > > **************************************************************************** > This message contains confidential information and is intended only > for the individual or entity named. 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